“Fuck, now I’m mad about two things”
If I pen’d my dream girlfriend, it would be like the first marathon; it would last a day and I’d drop dead afterwards. And the mortician would not be able to chisel the fucking smile off my face.
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Yes I am quoting myself. Fuck with me. (via martyatchet) You should have FTF’ed this then reblogged. (via theonlyerickson) |
All I’ve learned from this so far is that hyenas have massive cocks that are always semi-flaccid.
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